The Twelve Days of Clitmas: 8th Day

On the eighth day of Clitmas my true love sent to me: eight means o' milkin'! (Cocktails!!) For the last few weeks, I have been gathering nuggets of both wisdom and fun from many wonderful people, which I (your true love) will give to you (our Clitbait readers) as festive treats for the next twelve days. From holiday recipes, to wild swimming spots, to tips for a more pleasurable sex life, I hope there will be something in this for everyone...